Santa: Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Apni Sali Se Shadi Kyon Kar Li? Banta: Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Mujh Men Nahin Rahi
Santa Ne Airline Ke Ofis Men Fon Kiya Resepsist Ne Fon Uthaya Santa: Chandigarh Se Mumbai Tak Kitni Der Ka Safar Hai? Resepsist: Ek Minat Sar Santa Ne Fon Kaat Diya Aur Badbadaya "Pi Kar Baithi Hai Kamini"
Santa: Meri Saas Ko Kutte Ne Kaat Liya Banta: Ye To Bahut Bura Hua Santa: Ha Bechaara Kutta Tadap-Tadap Kar Mar Gaya
Santa (Techer Se): Mera Beta Itihas Men Kaisa Hai? Main To Itihas Men Bahut Kamjor Tha Techer: Bas Yu Samjhiye Ki Itihas Apne-Aap Ko Dohra Raha Hai
Jito: Ji Aaj Maine Badi Mehanat Se Sohan Halwa Banaya Tha Santa: Vo To Mujhe Pata Chal Hi Gaya Tha Jito: Achchha Vo Kaise? Santa: Kyoki Maine Bhi Badi Mehanat Se Khaya Hai
Santa Ne Apne Naye Fon Par Whatsapp Dounlod Kiya Aur Pappu Ko Maisej Bheja "Oye Joke Bhej" Pappu Ne Jawab Bheja "Padhai Kar Raha Hu" Santa: Bahut Achchha Tha Aur Bhej